What Fell From the Ugly Tree…

…was an ugli fruit. For $3.99, was it worth it?

Not really. It’s like a sour orange in the casings of a sour tangerine. I wouldn’t buy it again. But now that I’ve written about it, all my legions of devoted followers will go out and buy one just to see, thus putting the ugli fruit population in peril, I’m sure.

So be it.